At MU's Old Trafford, there are mice, even extremely many mice, which everyone knows. However, no one can determine whether in Arsenal's Emirates? But if you ask the coaches and generations of Arsenal players from 2004 to 2025, many people will probably implicitly: There are flies.
London is cold, so if there are flies, it will only appear in the summer, but it is more than 2 decades. Well, if we are an insect, we will refute like that. However, with the Arsenal blood, the club will surely attract flies like jackfruit shells. If not, who knows to blame?
This Arsenal should thank Mr. Azit Nexin, an enthusiastic football fans of the Galatasaray Club and satirical writer and writer. He had a work “if there was no flies” extremely interesting, telling about a champion in finding reasons and blaming after failure.
There is a 10 -year -old kid, perhaps also belonging to the group “The children of Wenger Professor” said: “If I am also like other children who have toys, beautiful books … then see if I study well?”. But when there was everything as required, it was still ignorant.
Immediately, reasons like “the house was too tight, there was no pocket money” that made him still in high school. After that, he experienced a young man who failed because he “had not graduated, had to go to the army”, so he could not become a writer with a work as a desire.
Then the 20s, 30 years old, 40 years old, as if he had not written any line for the other. Because “not getting married, no private room, no receiving machine, having to raise his wife and children, there is no quiet villa”, how can you rest assured to compose.
And then, when there is all of the age of “Tri Thien Destiny”, there is almost all the facilities and belt, but he still can not be assured to sit and write. He clicked and clicked: “Everything has been in there, now just rolling your hands … Writing and humanity will get a masterpiece; if … if … there is no flies!
Oh my god, flies too much! Flies can no longer do business! It kept on the person, just on the ear, how to focus on thought! And at night? Once you do not get your eyes in the daytime, where will you work at night? Oh, the bastard flies! I don't know what to do? Closing the door, nothing is ventilated and covers the curtains, it loses beauty. Oh, the price has no flies! ”.
“The price has no flies!” – The future writer screams. “If only there was no flies,” coach Mikel Arteta screamed. If not, Arsenal has won the Premier League many times. It is true that the rational, flies and flies affect the meals, sleep of the players, leading to injuries and collapse at the end of the season.
In recent years, Arsenal bought and sold hard, from Kai Havertz to Declan Rice, then Gyokeres and Madueke. The squad is now as thick as a jackfruit, but do not know if the teacher of coach Arteta escaped the “almost champion” or not?
But rest assured, if nothing changes, then boldly blame the flies!
